My Worst Fear Came True

On Saturday 29 January 2011 Jan insisted that Our Rider give him an extra special spa treatment.  When I asked him why he said “No reason“.  I asked “Have you got a race coming up“.  With a look of wistful longing he sadly replied “No“.  After offering kind words of consolation I then became suspicious as to his intentions.

His desire to spruce himself up could only be for one of two reasons;

He is gay, which is possible given his magenta stripes and curiosity with Felicia the transvestite, although such a story line would not suit my blog; or the other option, heaven help her if it  is true, he has a date with that bicycle Betty Leeds.

Well Our Rider took Jan out the next day and I sulked and sulked and sulked some more just for good measure.  I knew he was not going out with Diva, who I like very much primarily because she dates Eddy.  I fully acquainted myself with that green-eyed monster called jealously and had wonderful  fantasies of all the terrible things I would do to Betty if my suspicions were true. (Of course I would never fulfil those acts I would never treat another bicycle in such a manner).   The Falcon was quite concerned with my behaviour.  Despite his best attempts I was inconsolable.

After a few hours Jan returned.  I hid my seething mass of anger and asked where he went.  “Just around the waterfront.” he replied.  “Who with?” I asked.  “Oh just some other bikes” and would not respond any further.

I was determined to get to the truth.  I imagined that I was Sherlock Holmes and in doing so came up with the idea of examining Our Rider’s mobile phone gallery.  And what do you think I found….

My Worst Fear Came True

….photographic evidence of Jan out with Betty.  Sure she looks sleek and sharp in her little black dress with her pink (not magenta) handle bar tape, is Jan really that shallow ?

I think this traumatic experience was the reason for my writer’s block.  However I am slightly recovered now as Jan has not had another date with that Betty Leeds, so maybe she did not steal his heart from me.  Do you think Jan will ever return my adulation ?